Is there really a place for psychopaths in your organisation?
If I were an Evil Overlord… While deformed mutants and oddball psychotics will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will not send them out on missions that require tact or subtlety.
The “If I Were The Evil Overload” list is an attempt to poke fun at film, television and literary tropes and make a list that the super-villain should follow but don’t leading to their eventual downfall. This blog is designed to debunk some of these rules as just as flawed…
This one needs a little bit of parsing. As I see it it’s saying a number of different things:
- If I were an Evil Overlord… While deformed mutants will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror.
- If I were an Evil Overlord… While oddball psychotics will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror.
- If I were an Evil Overlord… While deformed mutants will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will not send them out on missions that require tact.
- If I were an Evil Overlord… While deformed mutants will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will not send them out on missions that require subtlety.
- If I were an Evil Overlord… While oddball psychotics will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will not send them out on missions that require tact.
- If I were an Evil Overlord… While oddball psychotics will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will not send them out on missions that require subtlety.
If I were an Evil Overlord… While deformed mutants will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror.
This is certainly in line with most Equal Opportunity legislation. Although, I’m not sure that “deformed mutants” is the PC term for the genetically non-typical. Being an Evil Overlord outside the law, clearly EO laws don’t need to be followed, but this rule shows a clear desire to follow them.
If I were an Evil Overlord… While oddball psychotics will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror.
I can’t say anything better about this one that Mr White from Reservoir Dogs: “A psychopath ain’t a professional. You can’t work with a psychopath. You don’t know what those sick assholes are gonna do next.”
If I were an Evil Overlord… While deformed mutants will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will not send them out on missions that require tact.
OK, I’m really not sure where this type of discrimination comes from. Are genetically non-typical known for their lack of tact and I’m unaware of it? And can someone who uses the term “deformed mutant” to describe someone really talk about tact without sounding hypocritical. This seem to be a clear Equal Opportunity breach. We’ll remove it.
If I were an Evil Overlord… While deformed mutants will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will not send them out on missions that require subtlety.
I’m guessing “missions that require subtlety” means missions that need the operative not to stand out or be remembered, not more discrimination against genetically non-typical. Certainly, not standing out is necessary in missions that require not standing out.
If I were an Evil Overlord… While oddball psychotics will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will not send them out on missions that require tact.
Right, we’ve discussed psychopaths and whether they’re a good idea. They can be very well at fitting in and faking tact. But you never know. We’ll keep this one.
If I were an Evil Overlord… While oddball psychotics will certainly have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will not send them out on missions that require subtlety.
Once again, they are good at pretending to fit in, so subtlety they can fake. But you never know when they’ll snap. Once again, we’ll keep it.
Summary:
I think the rule needs to be reworked as:
RULE #441
Although not required to, I will follow Equal Opportunity laws. The genetically non-typical will have their place in my Legion of Terror, but if the things that make them different are not suited to a specific mission, they will not be assigned to it. Oddball psychopaths have certain talents that may be useful, but their unreliability and the danger to other employees make them unusable.
Refutation:
If you can think of anything wrong with the new rule, or prefer the old one, please go ahead and comment…
~ DUG.
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