EMPLOYMENT: Conventional Security Guard.
Ordinary Everyday Security Guard wanted to watch major building at night. Successful applicant will have own flashlight, a portable television to watch instead of doing duty and naivety about what’s actually going on in the building.
EMPLOYMENT: Apathetic Security Guard.
Bored and totally uninterested security guard wanted to sit around getting a paycheck and well, that’s about it. Certainly not expected to put any effort into check ID or badges or anything.