FOUND: Someone’s Left Hand.
Found by railway tracks between New York and Washington. If this is your hand or you know who it belongs to please contact me urgently as it is turning a funny color.
[See Original Ad 18/5/14][View Archived Version]
NOTICES: Finder of Tan Briefcase
To the person who advertised that they found a tan and ticking briefcase: sorry we have been unable to contact you. We would like to meet to exchange the case you found with yours which was picked up by mistake. Please meet us in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave at exactly 10:33am on the 17 July. Do not be late.
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