Swapping spit – A love story.
If I were an Evil Overlord… When I have the fair maiden nicely tied up and am ready for a good gloat, I will not lean down and stare into her space from a distance of inches. She will just spit on me. If I absolutely have to do some close, face-to-face gloating, I’ll make sure she’s gagged first.
So is this a good rule or not, and can we do better?