Funeral Notice: Fred “The Faker” Acre. (1st April 1974 – 13th June 2015)
The family, friends and foes of Fred Acre are invited to attend the funeral of Fred “The Faker” Acre on Wednesday the 17th of June 2015. Fred was killed while fighting Lt Col Danger, being hit by the beam of a deathray and disintegrated while standing on the platform of his teleportation device. In lieu of flowers for this once again tragic and clearly permanent death, please donate to the Genius Eradication Taskforce Awareness Weaponers And Yachties fund.
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