DIARY OF A SUPER VILLAIN – Sep 91 – Oct 91

Even Super Villains need advice.  The personal diary of a Super Villain should help…

For those starting out as a Super Villain, the road ahead can seem tough, so here are pages from my personal diary, helping you learn from my experience  and showing you how easy it can be.

With Evil Geniuses an increasingly accepted part of society today, the young up-and-coming Super Villain probably doesn’t realise what we had to go through in the early days of morally-ambiguous rights.

Pages 1 -4, 5.

13 September 1991

My Final Exam at Lex Luthor Evil High School was cancelled today. Unfortunately, someone called in a bomb threat. Once the bomb was disarmed the teacher said he was very disappointed, as he pointed out in our first class this year to call in threats, just to blow things up. He ranted at us for a while, basically saying none of us even deserved to go to Evil University.

19 September 1991

An exciting day, the Moral Equality Ruling by the Supreme Court means that Super Hero Universities are no longer allowed to discriminate against the evil and now have to accept Evil Students.

26 October 1991

Haven’t told my parents yet that I’ve been accepted into Sayvetha University. Yes, it’s a hero university but with the new laws that doesn’t matter anymore, still I suspect they’ll be upset.

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~ DUG.