Even Super Villains need advice. The personal diary of a Super Villain should help…
For those starting out as a Super Villain, the road ahead can seem tough, so here are pages from my personal diary, helping you learn from my experience and showing you how easy it can be.
With Evil Geniuses an increasingly accepted part of society today, the young up-and-coming Super Villain probably doesn’t realise what we had to go through in the early days of morally-ambiguous rights.
Thursday, 06 February 1992
Today one of the other students (the non-evil ones) was waiting outside my room and said he was there to show me the way to the Councillor’s office. I kept trying to explain that I knew the way, but he said he was only too happy to help so I just let him.
After the meeting the six of decided that, as the only evil students on campus, we should get a share house (or “lair”) together. Bry said that we’d need to get rid of our minders. Hollow Point said to give her 2 minutes and left there room. A few moments of yelling and some gun shots later and she returned smiling.
We looked a nice place to rent in the warehouse district, but it didn’t actually have rooms. Dr Twisto said that she felt that separate rooms was a basic requirement so we had to decline that one. The real estate lady seemed to accept that. Freddie said he’d like to real her estate. I didn’t know what he meant.
Thursday, 20 February 1992
Finally, the Evil Six got together to find a place to live again. The Evil Six is the name I’ve given our little group. I haven’t told the others yet, but I think that they’ll think it’s a cool name.
Hans said it was his turn to rid us of our constant companions and gave us each a pair of sunglasses. He then held up and stick or torch or something that flashed and everyone around us just fell to the ground unconscious. It was a pretty clever trick, although I managed to do the same thing to more people when I did my oral presentation in my Applied Temporal Physics tutorial on Monday. Although that wasn’t as much a clever trick as possibly a presentation on the boring side.
The place we went to look at today was a base in a dormant volcano. Unfortunately, as we were on the way there, the volcano failed to live up to its dormant designation and we had to decline.
Thursday, 27 February 1992
Today, I told the group about the name The Evil Six for the first time.
Today, Dr Twisto gave us all gas masks when we met up and opened a vial that seemed to contain more green smoke than was physcially possible for such a small containers.
We had a look at an Island Hideout today. It was two hours by boat. The real estate agent mentioned that we would need to buy our own boat. Hans said that could design a car which turned into a submarine. He was really excited about the idea and was talking about a 9 year multi-million dollar project. The others suggested that that may take a little too long for our needs.
I think that the group will like the name The Gang of Evil.
Saturday, 29 February 1992
Today was one of those real 29th’s of Feb, so unfortunately, grandpa wasn’t able to visit today. Still, there’s always next year.
Thursday, 05 March 1992
I told The Gang of Evil about my new name for them today.
Today we looked at a mansion, which was called the Staite Lee-Wain Manor. It was great. Plenty of rooms and no major waterway between it and the mainland. We decided to take it. Finally a place for Villains of Evil to live!
Note: The above is taken from my actual diary written at the time. Some of the names have been changed to protect the evil. For example the name Dr Twisto is being used to replace the name of the villain Dr Twist Oh, Sc D.