Even Super Villains need advice. Ask an expert, Ask a Super Villain…
Today’s letter comes from “Confused” and was posted as a comment the initial Ask a Super Villain post on this blog (I have removed the parents’ names for obvious reasons):
As a Super Villain of some renown I know everything there is about being a super villain, and I’m here to help you with advice… … fortunately I came from a long line of Super Villains, so there was no need for me to “come out” as a Super Villain. Unfortunately that means that although I know everything about being a Super Villain, I cannot help with this particular problem, as such I got in touch with a Evil Weapon Builder friend of mine who went through similar an experience when he was starting out, Denizen of Uber-Greatness, had this advice: Well, “Confused”, I hope Denizen of Uber-Greatness’s advice helps you and the many others out there facing this important issue. That said, may I advise you to stay away from your parents for a while, because one of my Death-Squads may be targeting their civilian identities for the foreseeable future.
~ Doom’s Unending Guardian.
(Special Thanks to Gillian Langtree)
The above is carried out by professional Super Villains. Do not try it at home.